My name is Paul Marshall, and I think there are a few things you should know before you order the Orexis Male Sexual Enhancement Formula. Like you, I get tons of spam in my inbox every day, promising everything under the sun. I get an inordinant amount of email from a company called, "Orexis." After investigating the outrageous claims made by the manufacturer, I thought I should share what I found, before anyone else shelled out their hard-earned money for this product.

You know what's been making me crazy lately? The lengths that spammers are going through to get their "marketing" through to my inbox. It seems like no matter how many filters I set up, and no matter how vigilant I am, a fair amount of these messages keep managing to get through. I am able to ignore most of them, especially the REALLY stupid ones with subject lines that are too indecent to print here. Recently, there has also been a huge uptick in the number of messages I have gotten advertising a product called OREXIS. Maybe you've gotten one of these, too...does this ring a bell:

"The First Natural Male Sexual Enhancement Product with Both Immediate and Long-Term Guaranteed Results!"

Are you as dazzled as I am by the marketing language you just read? Look, we are being promised both immediate AND long-term results! But what kind of results? ENHANCEMENT results! Why, you just can't get much more specific than that! It was time to put these guys to rest, once and for all. My thinking was, if I could get some real information out into the world, to counter the massive amounts of marketing that the Orexis people were puttting out there, maybe everyone would learn once and for all that this stuff was junk, and the company would have to go out of business. I decided to order a two-month supply, so that I could write the most accurate possible review.

The Orexis website was the first thing that failed to impress me. However, what caught my eye and made me realize I could take this project on with no risk to myself, was their guarantee. I could try this stuff out, then, when it didn't work, I could trash it on this website, and return what I didn't want for a full refund. And of course, if they didn't come through on the refund, even better...more ammunition for the website, right?

I wasn't quite sure what my wife would think about seeing that charge on the bank statement that month, but I put that out of my head. I was on a mission, and there was a greater good to think about, here. While I waited for the package to get to my house, I decided to have a solid look around the Orexis website. Here is what the Orexis people are promising:

I didn't have a lot to go on, but that was okay, because by now, the package from Orexis had arrived. I ran and checked my bank statement, and was glad to see that there wasn't some weird company name on there. I don't remember what the charge got run as, but I was glad to see that it wasn't something that was going to be hard to explain. The other thing that was a bit of a surprise was how fast my order got to me...it had taken just under a week, from the time I placed my order. The packaging was pretty nondescript, and the pills didn't look like anything too special, though they were both "little" and "blue," as their marketing keeps trying to jam into my head.

There wasn't much left to do, so I swallowed two of the pills, confident that absolutely nothing was going to happen. My wife wasn't home, and so after taking the two pills, I just made a sandwich, sat back and watched television. About a half an hour later, things got...weird.

Listen, I'm no teenager. At 46, there just isn't that same driving urge for, shall we say, "self-satisfaction." And I can't remember the last time I got a spontaneous erection, except for ocassionally in the morning. But at 6:30 on a Tuesday night, there I was: ready to go. I headed for the shower, while I was still home alone.

I'm not sure if it was some kind of placebo effect, or maybe it was just being alone for once, but things definitely felt different. With visions of one of my new co-workers firmly in my mind, I was harder than I have been since I was a kid. It was clear that when Rachel got home, I was going to have to try this stuff with a partner, to see if this was just a one-time deal.

A few days went by, and I didn't get that same urge as powerfully as I had on the first night that I took it. To was inspired to maybe give this stuff a bit more of a fair shake, though, and so I kept taking the Orexis daily, as directed. On the third day of taking Orexis, I finally had sex with Rachel, about an hour after taking the Orexis.

Rachel actually became a great asset to this project. The next day, she helped me measure myself, since it was starting to be clear to me that there might actually be something happening with these pills. We had sex again immediately after the measurement, which was a surprise: usually, it takes me at least a day to recover and be ready to go again.

I measured at 5 1/4 inches that day, which is certainly not something I'm proud of, but that's fine, I think I do okay.

For the rest of the month, Rachel and I got into this kind of pattern. I would get home from work, take an Orexis, and get dinner started. She would get home about an hour after me, I would tear her clothes off, and we would forget all about dinner. Not every day, mind you, but believe me, this was a break from our usual routine. I was starting to wonder...could this Orexis stuff actually be having that much of an impact on my libido?

Unfortunately, at the beginning of the second month of taking Orexis, Rachel had to go away on business for three weeks. I'm a little embarrassed to tell you what went on for those three weeks...only that the blinds were drawn a lot, and a very elaborate three-way scenario between my new co-worker, Rachel, and myself was developed and put on "repeat" in my mind.

The day Rachel got back, was like something I had only imagined was possible for a very, very long time. Guys: haven't you ever wished that, just once, you would drop your pants, and the woman you were with seemed sort of...intimidated? Like, she had a, "boy, I don't know..." moment? Okay, that's NOT what happened here. But when Rachel slid my boxers down, her eyes DID get wide.

"Who ARE you," she whispered.

I welcomed Rachel home with some of the most mind-blowing sex I had ever had in my life. I wasn't sure what was happening, but I definitely felt bigger. She said she could tell the difference, too, so the next day, we measured, and confirmed what we both had thought. My new measurement was just over 6 1/4 inches. This meant that, since the last time Rachel and I had a little measurement session, I had grown just over an inch.

Look, I know what you're thinking right now, because I would be thinking it myself. We all know that there are a million products like this out there, promising to deliver the world, or at least, a huge, porn-star sized penis. I don't usually pay attention to crazy marketing. In fact, just the opposite; it usually irritates me so much, that I start websites like this one to try and disuade people from taking stuff like this. But the fact is, every single man out there deserves to feel as good as I did when Rachel pulled my boxers down and got all wide-eyed. You won't know how good that feels until you experience it for yourself, and I believe I have Orexis to thank. That is why, even though my intention for this site has changed, I decided to publish it anyway.

I don't need to try and convince you, because it's really a bit of a no-brainer. If nothing happens, or if you don't like it, you can send it back and get a refund. (Disclosure: I tested this theory by ordering a single box, and sending it right back. My refund was processed the same day) You can read the full details of the guarantee here.